Simon's Peculiar Portions

Could the Yogscast survive on a desert Island?

We're back to discuss survival stories and work out which of the Yogscast would survive on a desert island!

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2025-08-31 11:00:00 5807

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A Super Serious UFO Mandate

There's no time for joking around this week, as Simon takes Lewis through his dossier of UFOs, UAPs, aliens with more than two breasts, and a live int...

2025-08-03 11:00:00 3452

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We receive a Sea Monkey surprise

Lewis and Simon discover a monkey with an addiction to confectionary, and get given some tiny pets...

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2025-06-22 11:00:00 3589

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The weirdest folklore rituals in the UK

Summer is icumen in! Lewis & Simon talk weird folk rituals on our backwards little island, and read some of your own strange tales!

2025-05-18 11:00:00 4500

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The Ultimate Egg Tier List

Happy APRIL, egg lovers. Lewis & Simon talk chocolate, bums, tier lists, and answer YOUR April Fools-based mail!

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2025-04-20 12:00:00 4568

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Luck - Simon's Peculiar Portions Podcast

Lewis and Simon are back with Simon's PP! It's lucky March, that's right, lucky March! In this episode: the luckiest AND unluckiest man alive, weird m...

2025-03-28 16:00:00 3679

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Love - Simon's Peculiar Portions Podcast

Lewis and Simon are back with Simon's PP! For the month of love, we're looking at Lonely Hearts ads from the 1700s, reading YOUR mail, and cursing OUR...

2025-02-28 18:00:00 4861

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Simon Introduces - YOMP Episode Zero

We thought you might enjoy this episode of Simon, Gee and Bouphe's new podcast YOMP. If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to give them a follow https:...

2024-01-25 16:13:00 3866

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Simon's Christmas Portions 2022 - KFC-scented firewood

Thanks for listening to our weird stories on the couch this year <3

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis a...

2022-12-22 16:00:00 3603

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The goats that crave human pee - Simon's Peculiar Portions #75

Goats and human pee, pig semen, and San Franciscan Sodom and Gomorrah. Just a normal day on the PP sofa.

Taken from our YouTube series, t...

2022-11-17 16:00:00 2271

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THE LIVE SHOW - Simon's Peculiar Portions #74

We livestreamed this as part of Pickaxe's podcast week! So it's a bit weird.

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions o...

2022-11-10 16:00:00 4650

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Simon's Spookuliar Portions #73

It's Halloween! WoooOOooOOooo! Let's look at some spooOoOOoOOky stories for ages fiiiIIiIiiIIve and uuuUUuuUuunder!
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2022-10-27 11:00:00 2460

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Lidl ordered to destroy bunnies - Peculiar Portions Podcast #72

Buckle up for some weird ones this week.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking...

2022-10-13 15:00:00 2336

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Pilot catches nude Airdroppers - Peculiar Portions Podcast #71

Buckle up for some weird ones this week.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking...

2022-10-06 15:00:00 2106

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Vicar makes special friends with hoover - Peculiar Portions Podcast #70

Buckle up for some weird ones this week.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking...

2022-09-29 15:00:00 1867

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Snoop Dogg launches cereal - Peculiar Portions Podcast #69

Episode 69 and we're talking about Snoop Dogg. Feels like there should be some kind of joke there?
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the...

2022-09-22 15:00:00 2037

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Passenger fined $1,874 for smuggling McMuffins - Simon's Peculiar Portions #68

Is a McDonald's really THAT worth it?
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking thr...

2022-09-15 15:00:00 2356

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Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu - Simon's Peculiar Portions #67

This week, a man crashes his car and is then chased by a chef who should have been doing his job for 15 minutes. And somewhere in there, an emu has a...

2022-09-08 15:00:00 2320

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Indian farmers stream fake cricket match to Russian betters - Peculiar Portions Podcast #66

This week, a man pushes a peanut up a mountain with his nose, using his stupid brain.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions...

2022-08-25 15:00:00 2544

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Man pushes peanut up mountain with his nose - Peculiar Portions Podcast #65

This week, a man pushes a peanut up a mountain with his nose, using his stupid brain.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions...

2022-08-18 15:00:00 2265

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Mexican mayor marries alligator - Peculiar Portions Podcast #64

This week, Lewis considers the best way to propose to an alligator to save the city's cider reserves.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are t...

2022-08-11 15:00:00 2298

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Beer made from recycled toilet water - Peculiar Portions Podcast #63

This week, Simon tries to woo Lewis with a very sexy voice.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sittin...

2022-08-04 15:00:00 3012

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Man Finds Intact Woolly Mammoth - Peculiar Portions Podcast #62

This week, Lewis the Prospector finds a special kind of treasure.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon...

2022-07-28 15:00:00 1685

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Mr. Happy Face, World's Ugliest Dog - Peculiar Portions Podcast #61

This week, we look at the world's MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down...

2022-07-21 15:00:00 1834

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Company pays $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches into your home - Peculiar Portions Podcast #60

This week, how many cockroaches would you let someone release into your house for $2,000? Don't worry, it's only for a few days!
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2022-07-14 15:00:00 1884

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Woman keeps smiling potato for 5 years - Peculiar Portions Podcast #59

This week, we're looking at the possible Turin Shroud of potato. And other non-animal news.
Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full se...

2022-07-07 15:00:00 2285

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Missing tortoise survives 30 years in attic - Peculiar Portions Podcast #58

This week, Lewis and Simon are going full Animal News and checking out a bunch of different stories from hippos to mountain lions!
Taken from ou...

2022-06-30 11:00:00 3239

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Man spends $15k to live as a dog - Peculiar Portions Podcast #57

Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This we...

2022-06-23 15:00:00 2341

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